Honest Bob Co
Honest trades. Honest prices.
Plain-English printables written by a working plumber. Checklists, emergency sheets, and logs that tell you what to check first, what to leave alone, and when it's time to call a pro. Fair prices, no upsell, no scare tactics.
Halloween · Spooky hours
Seasonal trades merch for spooky season: tees, mugs, kids gear, and a tumbler. Live on Etsy now.
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“Honest Work. Spooky Hours.” Halloween Tee
Rugged Bob in a Halloween scene: honest work, spooky hours. Pick your trade on Etsy.
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Halloween Tradesman Mug, Navy
Honest work. Spooky hours. Rugged Bob Halloween design on a navy mug.
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“I Married the Guy Who Actually Fixes It.” Mug
Main Bob on a white mug for the tradesman’s wife. 11 oz or 15 oz.
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“I Married the Guy Who Works Spooky Hours.” Mug
Main Bob with bat wings. For the one who married the guy on call for Halloween (and every other night).
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“My Dad’s Costume Is His Work Clothes.” Kids Tee
Main Bob in a ghost cape and beanie. For kids of the trades.
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“My Dad’s Costume Is His Work Clothes.” Onesie
Same dad-costume line on a baby bodysuit, with Main Bob in a ghost cape.
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Pick Your Trade 40 oz Tumbler
Polar Camel 40 oz. Pick your trade from the Trade dropdown on Etsy: Plumber, Welder, Electrician, HVAC, Carpenter, Mechanic, Lineman, Roofer, Painter, Landscaper, Truck Driver, Construction, or Firefighter.
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Featured printables
Instant downloads from our Etsy shop. Print at home and keep them where you'll need them.
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Winterizing Checklist
Outside spigots, the main shutoff, and indoor pipes, checked off before the first hard freeze.
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Frozen Pipe Sheet
What to do first, what never to do, and when to call a pro if a pipe freezes.
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Burst Pipe Emergency Sheet
The first steps for a leak or burst pipe, in order, on one page made for the fridge.
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Water Heater Troubleshooting
No hot water, a leak, or strange noises, sorted by symptom, with what to check first and which jobs are for a pro.
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Holiday Hosting Guest-Prep Checklist
Get the guest bathroom, drains, and shutoffs ready, from two weeks out to the morning of.
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Whole-House Plumbing Bundle (10 printables)
Ten printables in one download for a complete home plumbing binder.
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Paperback guide & logbook
A beginner plumbing book you can write in, from a working plumber. On Amazon.
Home Plumbing Guide & Logbook
Find your shutoffs, winterize, learn water heater basics, and keep a 3-year maintenance planner plus service records. 8.5 × 11 paperback, 120 pages.
New in the shop
One pick from each section. The pictures show the designs, not product photos.
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“I Fix What Others Flushed” Tee
Rugged Bob on a dark tee: a small badge on the front, the big print on the back.
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“I Fix Your Messes. Then I Go Home.” Tee
Crossed wrenches and a little house with a heart, for the tradeswoman who gets it fixed and clocks out.
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“Future Plumber” Bodysuit
FUTURE PLUMBER, currently making work for Dad. Main Bob brought a little pipe wrench.
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Pick Your Trade 40 oz Tumbler
Polar Camel 40 oz. Pick your trade from the Trade dropdown on Etsy: Plumber, Welder, Electrician, HVAC, Carpenter, Mechanic, Lineman, Roofer, Painter, Landscaper, Truck Driver, Construction, or Firefighter.
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Why our prices: we pick quality over cheap blanks, and we never mark prices up to fake a discount. Here’s why.
